There's Something Wrong on Washington Avenue and I Can't Remember What It Is VERSE 1 one of these pictures is not like the other one looking at a squiggly line just like a bastard son will the future give change to the homeless man speaking to a wall that only speaks from a can CHORUS something's wrong on washington avenue, and I can't remember what it is I can't afford to pay attention to, how desperate I need to blow this VERSE 2 facing the facts with attentive blind eyes I roll with the punches then I roll with the guys cause I gotta get relief any way I can the man's gotta speech that keeps repeatin' CHORUS something's wrong on washington avenue, and I don't want to think about it cause I just got home and I'm tired of, flogging the dead horses BRIDGE take a left from main which is really a right and drive on down to the center of spite white windows block the sight from my eyes I'm living in a cave where day is like night VERSE 3 if it weren't for florescents, I'd never get a tan it's like a trial separation that never began and if you don't believe take a walk through the maze if you ever get out, you'll stay for all your days CHORUS something's wrong on washington avenue, and I can't remember what it is but if you move me to seattle, and give me all the benefits, and let me be as I see fit, then I'd be happy to forget.... all about it