the twisted tail of rabid jackrabbit (capo 1st when tune down 1/2 step)

C                G
Jack was rabbit, with a bad habit
   Am                   F
of jumping all the does, everywhere he goes
they call him alpha male, cause he gets so much tail
and that's the twisted tale that led him straight to hell
C-G-Am-F
straight to hell (on earth)

C-G-F-G
he never looks before he leaps
he's got the clap and he leaks
so it comes as no surprise
how he got his rabid eyes

he hears the call of the wild
when there's one to defile
and on this particular occassion
he plugged a doe with an affliction

F
now once he's had his way with her
    Em
she turned and looked him in the eye
     Am
and with a foamy grin she bite him
F
.....between his thighs

    C                    Am
she bite him between his thighs!
F 
man that must have really hurt
     G
lost manhood, rabbies and shit
oh it makes me cringle
but you knew he had it coming
knew he had it coming

Jack was rabbit, with a bad habit

Jack was rabbit, with a bad habit
of jumping all the does everywhere he goes
they call him alpha male cause he gets so much tail
and that's the twisted tale that led him straight to hell
straight to hell (on earth)