I'm Stayin' Home (Again) (capo 2nd)

VERSE 1 (G-D-Am/Am7-)
there's all these songs about travelin'			<------make a version of all lyrics 
people gettin' on the road again,			<------that is singable
hittin' the ground runnin' and the like
well I think it's time for a new kind of song

a song about stayin', not just alive
but stayin' put, and doin' nothing
and doin' it on my own slab of dirt
or at least in a rented apartment

I could take a nap for a spell
then play WOW until dawn
the fridge is full of mountain dew
so I'll never even yawn

CHORUS					CHORUS 2
D           G				D           G
I'm stayin' home again			I'm stayin' home again
                             D		                          D
got a mini fridge next to my crapper	haven't seen my dog since December
          G				           G
I'd never see my friends		I think my wife feeds him
                                D	                      	        D
if it weren't for the photos on flikr	man I got to be a lot better to her
        Em				               Em
it's my favorite way to live		thanks for the invitation
                  D			                  D
never have to buy gas again		your party sounds like a lot of fun
            G				                G
I'm stayin' home again			but I'm stayin' home again

VERSE 2					
if I need to do some shoppin'		
I can check Amazon and eBay		
Safeway'll deliver my groceries		
and I work from home on most days	
					
I may not even shower for 5 or 6 days	
sure I'll hear the wife complain	
but when I do step out of the house
my rip van winkle receives quite the acclaim

but let's not think about that for now
cause I plan on sittin' here for a while
catch a florescent pale white tan
while I google earth to visit Japan

CHORUS 3 (key change)
            C
I'm staying home again
                           G
that old musty smell don't bother me
        C
it's satisfaction
                               G
the kind that Mick could never understand
             F
and when the weekend comes
           D
I might go see some one....
                               G
naw forget it..... I'm stayin' home again